I YAM STEWED UP

​Pooh!!! What mere mortal mixtures stare right at me from the old, faithful cauldron of greying sensations.  Howbeit that a man on a quest for establishing enlightenment might be waylaid, trapped, tormented and teased by the old smell of a day of stew and its accompanying nemesis of yam.  These old mixtures back dating to…

Coldstone killer!!!

Oh God! God!! Goddddd!!!!I have never seen anything like it. WHAT ON EARTH IS COLD STONE????!!! It sounds like the name of a grave stone. Maybe it’s so because of the reverent respect and solemn candour in the eyes of all who behold it’s majesty. Maybe its the fact that once the unsuspecting individual has…

Goodbye Mrs Pepper

Heaving sighs* I’ve got a confession to make…..there’s no easy way to say this. Sigh* Miss Pepper and I……. aren’t speaking anymore. I think we’re through. Crap. I should have seen this coming…My hand leans against the wall and my gaze pierces though the window into the portraiture of sad nature setting its own sun….

Superfoodie takeover

So I’m thinking of what to write in my studio and im watching these superhero movie behind the scenes clips and I glassily begin to reflect on life and almost reach a climax in my appreciation of the real, undecorated heroes of real life who, behind the scenes, direct the awesomeness we easily dismiss and…

Believe it or not 

I started an amazing piece earlier. I finished it and was about to hit submit when it got deleted. Whatever mystical powers were behind it have only made things worse. No cause worth fighting for goes unopposed and I take this as an assault against foodies on a global scale. This was never just about…

Silent musings 

There are times when you really can’t eat. You just had a long day and  you ate the entire family’s breakfast anyway.You’re full and the food resists digestion and won’t accommodate more visitors. You’re cranky because the bakery invited you over on your way home and your tummy canceled because of mere accommodation shortage. “Wait,…

Raging revenge

The food universe is the perfect example of unity in diversity.  Where else would you have in the same ceramic presentation, the humble bean all the way from the rough sacks of farming far far aways, the silly looking corn row, the majestic breast of the turkey, the mannequin faced, long headed rice grains from…

Snakes on a plate 

I just had to name this piece the way i did. Look at those long strands of pure rapture daring to call themselves pasta or as some of you know it, “Spaghetti.” I’m not fooled. What’s really going on here is mass slavery. It’s clear who’s in charge on that plate. Those meaty dictators in…

I gulped twice

Whenever you look at a meal that’s beyond your scope of imagination, you might at first be frightened by the reality of what you see. Your mind might wander and wander again to how some beings we cannot term as men but immortals. Let us speak of these immortals. We may imagine them as giants…

Wired for consumption

My God! Look at that wiring. It reminds me of what I see sometimes if I open up an old radio. Ironically I can say that whoever did this was definitely not thinking of you or considering the fact that you would look on and do no more. He didn’t consider your handicap and mental…